The Shredder
Plays the up-arrow like a guitar. Only knows one song.
Who they are
They don't blink. They can't.
A Plagunk is what you get when a plague doctor discovers charts. Same coat, same beak, same raven. The only thing that changed is what it stares at all night.
One showed up on the timeline. By morning there were more. Nobody saw them arrive, and every one of them was already watching the same candle.
01
Dark vibesBlack coat, black hat, black raven. Mood: also black.
02
Sharp beaksPointed at the chart at all times.
03
Chart energyGoggles that have not looked away once.
Try it
Spreads fast.
This is the timeline. Tap any dot to drop one Plagunk on it, then watch what happens to the neighbours.
INFECTED 0%Timeline clean. For now.
The flock
Four of them. So far.
The Iron Bull
Brass legs, real horns, zero interest in red candles.
The Small One
Mostly hat. Sees everything from under it.
The Sitter
Sends the raven for coins. Has not stood up since launch.
How to buy
Catch the plague.
1Set up a walletWhichever you trust. Seed phrase stays offline.
2Fund itAdd funds and a little extra for fees.
3Copy the CAFrom here or @plagunks only. Check every character.
4SwapPaste it into your DEX, swap for $PLAGUNKS, start watching candles.
